Only downloaded this to say

Dear smol children,
Obviously this app doesnt work... *face palm* you cant possibly detect if you are good for eachother, it randomly chooses... So please, you dont need to be ranting about it, or how it works cause little Kalub (probably not how you spell his name since youre like 8 and dont know how to spell) said he has a crush on you. *clears throat* all in all, if you small children want to know if your crush likes you back, ask them, even though you are too young and shouldnt be dating at your age cause it always ends with little Johnny sitting next to another girl and you break up with him. Wait until youre older and gay, Gay is the only way, you havent lived until youve had a girlfriend.

Neeny girl about Crush Detector !, v1.2